Do you still remember Bibi Belle?!? If not, you should know dixie dot. Did you know that they were the names of a celeb's baby? I bet you don't know. Because you wouldn't even know the mom, Anna Caroline Ryder Richardson. (Google her yourself.) Anyway, the momma's born on 29 January... Do I sense some connection? I don't know, I always sense a certain connection with people who're born in January. Like the J babies are all one big family, same for the Febuary people, so on and so forth. I have always believed 17th January is a VVID - Very Very Important Date or VVSD Very Very Significant Day. 

  17th January 1929, the day Popeye first appeared and if you fast forward a little to 1969, the day Led Zeppelin's debut album is freaking released! Plus, I share the same birthday as Benjamin Franklin, Jim Carey and Mick Taylor (former guitarist of the Rolling Stones). The deaths I would not mention but if you want to see the whole list, here you go. 

Okay the last thing - Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q. He/She (I didn't google/yahoo-ed him/her.) is Bono's kid. In case you don't know who Bono is, he's like the lead singer of U2. Okay, the point is the crazy name. Was he like intoxicated when his wife called him.............?

THE GREAT STORY OF ELIJAH BOB PATRICUS GUGGI Q

Wife : "dear, I don't know what to name our kid?!? I can't believe it, totally not. Ohhhhhhh! Whitney? Paris? Or, or, or, BARBIE! OH! That's like the best I've came up with. But no way, they'll think she's a bimbo like me... WAIT, is the kid like a guy or.................." 

Elijah Wood walked past him in the nightclub.

Bono : "Elijah!" 

Wife : " OH DEAR! That's faaannnntaabewwlus!" Actually Bono is calling Elijah. They started talking about Bob Marley's concert. 

Bono : ".......blah yadda.......BOB?!?...........zzz........" 

Wife : " Oh Bob? Great! Let me find my juicy couture paper..." Bono carries on talking about bob marley... "YAY! I found it! But dear, what if it's a girl?" 

Bono finally heard her wife and coincidentally Spongebob and Patrick Star walked past. 

Bono : "Patricus then."   

Wife : [OH you know, she'll rave on about what a genius he is.] 

Bono saw Patrick star hold a Gucci Bag and suddenly, Patrick's head dropped to the floor. And out came Maggi Q. 

Bono : "Guggi Q" 

Wife : " PERFECT, darling, I've got it all down, Elijah Bob Patri....click........"

Bono just puked all over Elijah Wood.

 

Okay, it's crappy but I enjoyed writing it!