I found this website, Fun With Words and it's like seriously GEEKY, man. There are lists of Proprietary Eponyms, Contronyms, Heteronyms and Palindromes. And no, Palindromes are not related in any way to Sarah Palin.  

 But there's an interesting article, it's Conflicting Proverbs. It is a whole list of proverbs that contradict each other. These are the ones I think is funny and for the whole list click - Conflicting Proverbs.

 

Actions speak louder than words.		The pen is mightier than the sword.
Knowledge is power.		Ignorance is bliss.
A silent man is a wise one.		A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Money talks.		Talk is cheap.
Many hands make light work.		Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Great minds think alike.		Fools seldom differ.
Birds of a feather flock together.		Opposites attract.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.		Out of sight, out of mind.
The more, the merrier.		Two's company; three's a crowd.