Saturday, May 23, 2009

Ever since after the exams, I've been in a full fledged slack mode. Everyday is .... slack. The engine can't start up, or probably never did. Classes are back to normal - it just spells torture. ugh. They're trying to turn us into productive worker ants that studies all day long - revolting. I think ants are robots. Mechanically devised and set to work and work. Probably created to give workaholics a little assurance that they're not alone. And to lazy kids? A chance to nag. I think people should stop using the ant parable or comparison anymore. It's so overused and uncreative! It should be banned to spike an increase in creativity levels. (Get a life, ants! You're no longer popular. Go back to your tiny nests filled with food you'll never eat!) OH and their lovely appearance did no help to make me like them more. Those brown eggy bodies cut into 3, the stick thin legs and feelers. Who knows, they keep stocking up food and do not actually eat them that's why they have stick thin legs. Dr Oz is not happy... He says ants should eat their food properly to be healthy and not get anorexic. 

Perhaps instead of memorizing formulas and properties, why can't we do something creative? Just like how we were supposed to be. It's a fact that is instilled in our minds from young. That education is good for you, it will be correct. But who knows? The educated civilisation might be wrong. Everyone might be wrong. Maybe properties are not important after all. But, I am not ready to dive in and search for loopholes. It's.... Just not something I'll like to do. So, the 'Great Big Lie' or giant loophole will stay in my little fantasy. I will continue to dream that someday, we'll learn totally different things. Like Mathsmetry or Biosicsology. Or maybe even Chimology. What ever it is, the person who ever discovers the loophole will be my favourite person. Until I leave school. Because studying will not be relevant to me.   

Now you got me started. 

Anyway, here's joke from 人小鬼大. It's FUNNY!


问∶糖果是公的还是母的?

答∶母的。因为糖果生蚂蚁!

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